he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
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Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
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i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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