i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
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i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
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Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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