Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
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Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
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I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I have post one night stand depression
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