Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
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I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
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I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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