She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
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Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
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My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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