operation harelip BJ is a go
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
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Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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