Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
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okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
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I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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