i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
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why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
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tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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