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i would punch a child for taco bell
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
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On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
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I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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