Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
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The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
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