Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
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He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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