one might say we're banned from that church
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
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they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
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I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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