You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
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I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
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I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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