Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
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I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
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I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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