No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
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i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
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The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
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