I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
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Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
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Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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