I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
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he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
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I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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