I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
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Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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