I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
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there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
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I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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