i just google imaged poop.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize