I heard we made out
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Randomize