I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
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josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
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I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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