If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
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She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
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He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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