whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
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Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
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Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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