did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
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Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
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Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
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