I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
mondays should just be called national damage control day
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
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As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
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I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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