whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
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Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
It was like giving head to a cactus.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
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I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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