You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
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Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
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When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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