I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
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we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
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I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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