areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
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i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
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no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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