im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
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walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
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I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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