everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
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Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
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I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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