Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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