girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Randomize