It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
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FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
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i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize