Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
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I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
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hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize