Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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