My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
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i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
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I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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