I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
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I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
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I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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