I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
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We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
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He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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