I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
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Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
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I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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