He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
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I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
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WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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