When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
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No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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