Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
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Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
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Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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