Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
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i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
What drink are we having for lunch?
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We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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