You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
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I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
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If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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