i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
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Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
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