Don't you send me to vm
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
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"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
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As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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