Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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