Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
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I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
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Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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